I haven’t looked at your resume in depth but do tell a little about yourself.
Oh, I’d love to. For starters, I’ve had experience with a couple of emotional outbursts over the slightest inconvenience that happens – mostly because I build up incidents and keep a lid on it.
No experience with patience ?
Not one bit. I seemingly can’t grasp the idea of being patient, even though I’ve been given opportunities. Blew them all.
Tell me more about the time when you faced a problem with your outbursts. What did you do ?
Shut down ? It’s hard for me to admit a mistake because I feel like I have a steadfast reason as to why it happened and when no one listens, I shut down. Cement up and slap down more bricks.
Interesting. It says here that you’ve had a lot of – hang on – expertise with egoism.
Pfft, it comes naturally to me !
Probably why you have rated yourself a 5 on 5 for this on your resume. Surprise me.
I’d take an entire day for this but in summary – if I don’t protect myself, who would ?
It says nothing in here about communication.
Communicate when necessary. Sometimes, silence is the best gift you can give yourself.
Well, we had a great talk, but if we are gonna talk more, I’m gonna have to –
Get me to leave ? Can I have my file please, I appreciate that you took this much of time aside for me.
– hire you.
Oh.
